What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 01:02

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

Why are therapy lights so expensive?

They put up a sign reading

Everyone loved it.

Thumbs down again.

Federal Reserve Board announces that reputational risk will no longer be a component of examination programs in its supervision of banks - Federal Reserve Board (.gov)

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried

What is the best way to get my wife to become a hotwife?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

What is the future of AI and which are the best ones in 2025?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

No go.

Proba-3’s first artificial solar eclipse - European Space Agency

Just Forget it!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

What is the best app for Android to remove music from song and keeping vocals?

Freaks and Cheeks

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What is a good moisturizer and sunscreen for oily skin for a girl like me who is 17?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good

share office space ...

Veteran investor makes surprising Fed rate call after jobs report - TheStreet

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Catatonics & High Colonics

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Have you ever been spanked in front of a group of people?

Then came..

No way

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

“World’s First AR Ad Blocker Erases Reality”: Shocking New Tech Deletes Logos and Branding From the Physical World in Real Time - Rude Baguette

Unacceptable again!

So, the docs changed it to read

“Not every game is for every single person. Sometimes you have to pick a lane” - The Outer Worlds 2’s director on meaningful role-playing consequence and banning respec - RPG Site

Another attempt resulted in ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes